Spoiler alert, obviously. This is a “Game of Thrones” article on the Monday after the premiere — of course, it includes major spoilers. Jeez. Why would you even go online if you haven’t seen the premiere yet? Have you SEEN the Internet lately? All it is is spoilers, porn and branded tweets like this one.
You’ve been waiting for this moment… we brought back snow. #BennyAndPhil #GameOfBones pic.twitter.com/qYzduPpFha
— Beneful (@Beneful) April 22, 2016
Anyways, after months of waiting and speculation, “Game of Thrones” came back last night. A sh*t ton of stuff happened, but the clear most important thing to go down was the semi-closure we got on Jon Snow’s dead body.
Is he actually dead? Can you get stabbed by everyone in the Night’s Watch and live on? Can being super hot be enough to save you in Westeros?
We got the answer last night, and it’s a pretty resounding no. Don’t waste your breath telling the people of Twitter that, though.
Denial doesn’t even begin to cover what they’re going through.
I care more about Jon Snow being alive than 98% of things going on in my real life right now. #GameofThrones
— Kristina (@kemangz) April 25, 2016
It’s OK, buddy, we’re here for you.
So Jon Snow is really dead? I mean, really really dead? *masih in denial* #GameofThrones
— Tri Selasa Pagianti (@trohh) April 25, 2016
Leave the children out of this. They don’t need to know such pain at such a young age.
Still seeking answers about Jon Snow. #jonsnowlives #GameofThrones #JonSnowsNotDead #KitHarington #GeorgeRRMartin pic.twitter.com/H5rrHx8m6X
— Matthew Warner (@MatthewWarnerVA) April 25, 2016
Obamacare ain’t fixing sh*t here, Nancy.
I still have hope for Jon Snow. The Night’s Watch has excellent healthcare. #GameofThrones
— nancy alexander (@Danger_Blond007) April 25, 2016
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, buddy.
Of course you can #GameOfThrones #JonSnow pic.twitter.com/r1yHOCuEh4
— NatashaOrenga (@natashaodeg) April 25, 2016
Technically, they didn’t burn his body or anything, so there is room to speculate maybe he can be reanimated and brought back to life to avenge his death, maybe even retaking his post at… Ugh, who are we kidding. It’s over.
RIP, Kit. I’m gonna go watch “Veep.”
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The Internet Still Can’t Get Over What Happened To Jon Snow On ‘Game Of Thrones’